enough

l-r: VS lace-up espadrilles; Journeys lace-ups; VS wedge/pumps; Steve Madden sandals.

A man saying a woman has enough shoes is like a woman telling a man, "You've watched enough UFC." What, for tonight? For a lifetime? Think of it this way: 1 pair of shoes = 1 "ultimate" fighting match (in which, I might add, men pummel each other senseless by wrapping their legs around each others' heads to create obscene positions and then bashing each other till they bleed out of their ears. This is all followed by the victor parading around a ring wearing a stupid, ugly belt smaller than his ego but still bigger than Texas.)

^Prettier than Joe Scarola. top l-r: VS 4-in pumps; VS 4-3/4 inch stilettos; Aeropostale ballet flats; VS patent pumps. bottom l-r: Payless fake runners; Sugar wedges; VS sandals